a male crab1 met a female crab and asked her to marry him.
she noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. wow, she thought, this crab is really special. i can’t let him get away. so they got married immediately.
the next day she noticed her new hu*and walking sideways like all the other crabs2, and got upset. "what happened?" she asked. "you used to walk straight before we were married."
"oh, honey," he replied, "i can't drink that much *ry day."
一只雄蟹遇到了一只雌蟹，便向她求婚。
雌蟹发现他是直着走路，而不是横着走。她心想，这只雄蟹真是与众不同，我可不能让他跑了。于是他们很快就结婚了。
第二天，雌蟹发现她的新郎走起路来和普通螃蟹一样。她便疑惑重重。“你怎么了？”她问，“我们结婚之前你可是直着走路的。”
“哦，宝贝，”他回答说，“我不可能每天都喝那么多啊。”
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