1、人家造神话，你去围观啥!
2、差评被*，谁都不好受!
3、快递等半月，等到花儿谢!
4、熬夜扑个空，迟到老板轰!
5、下单不比价，两口子准打架!
6、翻译：(bad bb cause renrou，who can feels good)
7、翻译：(kill night for nothing，boss kick you away)
8、翻译：(buy things no * jia，wife beat you to dead)
9、翻译：(wait kuaidi for half month，then flowers dead)
10、翻译：(adjoining laoma make god，why are you round see)
11、翻译：(50% off buy fake thing，lose face and bad luck come)