the rumor1 proved all too *tterly true: park's hardware, a downtown institution of orono, maine, since 1898, would be closing.
word spread quickly. locals cajoled, cross-examined, and pleaded with lin, the owner of the store, to no avail. running a small, local, family-owned hardware business was no longer a profit maker2. the town's affection for park's hardware was just not enough to allow it to prevail against the giant warehouse3 stores that loomed4, discount-laden, down the road in bangor.
i was one member of the milling masses that began to filter through park's as, day by day, the wax lettering on the front window changed from "20% off *rything" to "30%," "40%," and on and on, like the death of a thousand cuts until the only things left were the light sockets5 and doorknobs.
it's a difficult thing to see a hardware store go. a hardware store is special because it sells the things that allow us to indulge our tinkering ha*ts, can-do-it-ness, and creativity, and in the process improve our immediate6 surroundings to suit our tastes. there are few things * sati*ying than a new coat of paint on a weary wall, or a new lock set requiring only the knowledge of how to spin a *driver7. from such a small investment of cash and time, a hardware store affords one a wholesale8 return of sati*action.
the cynic might argue that one can accomplish the same end by shopping at the *g-box warehouses9 whose footprints are measured not in square feet, but acres. well, maybe sometimes, but certainly not always. and the likelihood of feeling forsaken10 in such a wasteland is high.
i recall the time i was rummaging11 in one of the aisles12 of a bangor hardware fortress13 for a wireless14 door chime that park's didn't carry. i found the thing, but didn't understand the following gloss15 on the package: "red light indicates condition of battery." i spotted16 a clerk in a brightly colored apron17.
"excuse me," i said, holding the * out, "i can't seem to find the red light." the man took the package, examined it, and, plopping it back in my hand, said, "neither can i," before he walked away. i contrast this experience with one i routinely had at park's, in which i would walk into the store holding a pile of arcane-looking metal and plastic pieces in my cupped hands.
"lin," i'd plead as i held out the offering before him, "can you ... please ... i don't know ... do you think...?" and quicker than one could say, "little red light," lin would spring into action and together we'd voyage off into one of the eclectic recesses18 of the store to mix and match and measure until the solution precipitated19 before my eyes like a genie20 emerging from a lamp.
was it * expensive to shop at park's as opposed to a warehouse? in one way, yes -- if i intended to buy a *g-ticket * like a snowblower or chain saw. but otherwise, no: i could buy a single * at park's, and have it lovingly deposited in a little bag, for a nickel -- no charge for the accompanying pleasant conversation.
at a warehouse i had no choice but to buy a box of a hundred *s, and, if i were fortunate, receive at the cash register the stock admonition: "have a nice day."
but i don't want to be directed to have a nice day. nor do i want a box of a hundred *s when all i need is one, nor told to wait because an "associate" would be with me shortly. i just want to know the location of the little red light, and now that park's is gone, i realize that i n*r will.
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