two nuns1 were driving down a country road when they ran out of gas. they walked to a farmhouse2 and a farmer gave them some gasoline; but the only container he had was an old bedpan. the nuns were happy to take what*r they were offered and returned to their car.
as they were pouring the gasoline from the bedpan into the tank of their car, a minister drove by. he stopped, rolled down his window and said, “excuse me, sisters. i’m not of your religion, but i couldn’t * ad*ing your faith!
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