“hey, ‘bones,’ ” my brother, parker, asked me, "what are you going to be for halloween?" the elementary school party started at 7:00 pm. the winner of the prize for the most original costume got two free tickets for the sunday matinee. parker was dressed and ready to go. i watched him parade in front of the *ror in his pirate costume. he's so handsome, i thought. all the girls in the fifth and sixth grades were madly in love with him. i'd spent the afternoon defending myself from his rubber dagger1.
" i'm not going!" i replied.
" why not?"
" no costume."
"that's dumb," he said. "you hardly need a costume. you're already a perfect scarecrow!" i was used to these observations. further*, he spoke2 the truth. at twelve, i was already six feet tall and weighed eighty-nine pounds. tack3 on red hair and freckles4 and it added up to one thing: i was a scarecrow.
school days were charged with searing taunts6. "down in front." "how's the weather up there?" "are those skis or shoes?" it was hard to smile back, and *n harder to make friends.
i tried plastering my hair down flat on the top of my head and prying7 the heels off my shoes. i took scalding hot baths, hoping i'd shrink. in bed at night, i put my feet against the footboard, hands against the headboard and pushed, hoping to press myself back together. nothing worked. so i saved nickels and dimes8 in a cider jug9 to pay the future surgeon who would find fame in ripley's beli* it or not by cutting six inches of bone from the legs of the tallest girl in the world and * her the same height as *rybody else.
"when i grow up," i told parker, as he brandished10 his cutlass in front of the *ror, "i'm going to live on an island where there's no one to stare." my brother raised his eye patch and looked at me hard.
"sounds awful," he said, and left for the party.
alone, i listened to the cheerless night and pictured the costumes my classmates had bought. i had tried on a few, too, but nothing fit. i could picture my classmates in their costumes, having a wonderful time. as i wandered about the house, i remembered h*r days-before mommy and daddy were separated. when daddy lived with us, he always made me feel loved and wanted. seeing him now for short visits wasn't the same. the * i brooded, the * my self-pity grew.
then i spotted11 a broomstick standing12 in the kitchen corner. maybe i could make a costume, i thought. outside, a sheet and pillowcase *llowed on the clothesline. i could be a witch or a *. then my gaze fell on the back of the cellar door. my father's old plaid work shirt, faded overalls13, jacket and cap were hanging right where he had left them.
"i could be a hobo," i murmured as i buried my face in the dusty clothes. but parker's taunt5 kept coming back at me. "you're a scarecrow." as much as i hated to admit it, he was right. well then, a scarecrow was what i'd be. the closer i got to the school, the louder the cheers and clapping became, and the * my fears grew. what if they laughed at me? worse still, what if they didn't do anything? hiding behind the tool shed next to the gym, i pulled *rything out of the pillowcase and started to dress. because i was so tall, i could peek14 through the high window and see *rybody taking turns on the stage in quest of the coveted15 prize. *s, princesses, monsters, cowboys, soldiers and brides-they were all there, clad in store-bought costumes, fragile dreams for one night. my teeth were chattering16. would they clap for me? would they whistle and cheer? my stomach ached from anticipation17.
i'll run home! i decided18. no one would know i had been there. but parker came on stage and glanced at the window. it was too late. he had seen me. if i left now, he'd call me chicken. i watched him bow to the audience and listened to the squeals19 from the girls as he leaped on chairs and tables and parried with his sword. next, a small gorilla20 climbed on top of a ladder and ate a banana. lincoln gave a brief address. cleopatra danced with a rubber snake in her hands, and a soldier marched and twirled his gun. only tarzan remained.
maneuvering21 carefully through the entrance, i went in, held my breath and prayed, please, god, don't let me make a fool of myself. the applause was so loud for the king of the jungle when he gave his call and swung on a curtain rope that no one seemed to notice me walk slowly to the center of the stage. a pillowcase covered my head. with arms outstretched and hands clutching the broomstick inserted through the sle*s of an old plaid shirt, i wore a felt hat and faded overalls stuffed with straw. the room was suddenly still.
nobody clapped. nobody cheered. the only sound i heard was the hammering of my own heart. i'm going to die, i thought, right here in front of *rybody. the world was tilting22, and my ears were ringing when the hood23 slid down my nose, just enough so i could peer through the eyeholes. and that's when i saw my classmates for the first time, as they really were. petite blonde fairies with golden wands-and steel braces24 on their teeth. a baseball * with a bat and mitt-and bottle-thick eyeglasses. a boxer25 with fighting gloves-sitting in a wheelchair. someone asked, "hey, who is that?" "parker's sister!" they looked at one another, surprise brightening their faces. clapping and cheering filled the room.
the principal came up on stage. "the first prize for the most original costume goes to..." i n*r heard my name, only parker, fear in his voice, saying, "i'll hold those tickets for her. she can't let go of that broomstick or her shirt will fall off." later, classmates came over to talk with me. "how'd you *r get such a good idea?" "parker," i said. "where did you get the costume?" "my daddy." and in that single moment, i recaptured a memory that had almost slipped away. i was sitting on daddy's lap and i heard him say, "i love you, sweetheart, just the way god made you." i felt his fingers riffling my hair, and i smiled inside, glad that god had made me a scarecrow.
i left the party early, but not before nancy had said, "you'll come over to my house sometime, won't you?" and elaine had confided26, "i get goosebumps *ry time mr. allen is our substitute teacher. don't you?" i didn't want to stay and dance-the boys' heads came only to the middle of my chest. but on my way home, i decided that parker was right. a deserted27 island would be pretty awful. i waited up for parker that night. i wanted to hear about the fun i'd missed. "did you dance a lot?" i asked. "sort of," he said. "if you think it's any fun for a fifthgrade guy to dance with a bunch of puny28 third- and fourth-graders!" he kicked at the fringe on the rug and started up the stairs.
"oh, i almost forgot," he said. "here's your two tickets." "thanks." "it's going to be a double feature. one's the wizard o f oz. ray bolger plays a scarecrow." he had reached the fourth step. we stood eye to eye.
"and the other's the sea hawk," i said. "can you beli* it? errol flynn plays a pirate!"
"are you taking anyone special?" parker asked. "yes," i said. "wanna go?"
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