1、你长这么好看，为什么不谈恋爱。
you look so good. why don't you fall in love.
2、我太难了，上辈子可能是条蜀道。
i'm too hard. i could have been a shu road in my last life.
3、注意安全，有事给我打电话。
pay attention to safety. call me if you have something to do.
4、生气归生气，又不是不喜欢你。
anger is anger, not dislike you.
5、别说话，用心感受我的美。
don't talk, feel my beauty with your heart.
6、告诉桃花可以开了。
tell me that peach blossom can be opened.
7、别人参加女团，我打开美团。
i open the american league when others join the women's league.
8、不要沮丧，还有时间。
don't be upset, there's time.
9、我躲在自己的世界里，画地为牢。
i hide in my own world, painting for the prison.
10、在地球惟独你爱我这废人。
on earth only you love me, the waste man.
11、敢敢动了心，变成了憨憨。
dare to move heart, become honest.
12、*才恋爱，我好想当*啊。
stupid people love. i want to be stupid.
13、日子有盼头，生活才可爱。
life is lovely only when there is hope for the day.
14、过了这个村，我在下个村等你。
after this village, i'll wait for you in the next village.
15、今晚星闪闪，爱你心满满。
tonight the stars shine, love you full of heart.
16、理想生活需要一些热爱和心动。
ideal life needs some love and heart.
17、愿以后的生活能多一点幸运。
i hope i can be a little * fortunate in my life.
18、你不醉我不醉，马路大街谁来睡。
you don't get drunk i'm not drunk. who's going to sleep on the street.
19、会者定离，一期一祈。
the meeting will be set aside, one for one prayer.
20、我的人间记录。
my world record.
21、关于我们的一生，已经永远失落。
about our life, has been lost for*r.
22、心有萌虎，嗷呜。
there is a tiger in my heart, whine.
23、先学会不生气，再学会气死人。
learn not to be angry first, then to die of anger.
24、不要对姐放电，你哥有来电显示。
don't discharge to your sister. your brother has a call display.
25、恋爱可以不谈，钱，不能没有。
love can not talk, money, can not not have.
26、我去宇宙一趟，摘星星回来给你。
i'll go to the universe and pick the stars and come back to you.
27、愿你日思夜想的都能如愿。
may you think about it all day and night.
28、宁愿胖得精致，也不愿瘦得雷同。
rather fat and delicate than thin.
29、我们兵分两路，*顶端相见。
our soldiers split two ways and then meet at the top.
30、我怕永不再见，我也怕再次重逢。
i'm afraid i'll n*r see you again, and i'm afraid to meet again.
31、人生苦短，必须*。
life is short, and it must be *y.
32、我从此不敢看观音。
i n*r dare to watch guanyin.
33、人生建议：养一只可爱的我。
life advice: raise a lovely me.
34、我只是觉得你很甜想把你尝遍。
i just think you're sweet and want to taste you all the time.
35、装什么城里人，现在地球都叫村。
what kind of city people are installed, the earth is called village now.
36、幸福，就是找一个的人过一辈子。
happiness is to find a person to live a lifetime.
37、想到你就脸红，见你不用腮红。
think of you blush, see you don't need blush.
38、我的抱枕坏了，又没钱买新的。
my pillow is broken and i don't have money to buy new ones.
39、你那么迷人，怎么不会心动。
you are so charming, how can't you get excited.
40、保持很多的热爱和一点点野心。
keep a lot of love and a little *t of am*tion.
41、热爱可抵岁月漫长。
love is worth years.
42、男人只会影响我拔剑的速度。
men only affect the speed of my sword pulling.
43、我练过气功，可以把人气死。
i have practiced qigong, and i can kill people.
44、做颗星星，有棱有角，还会发光。
be a star, angular, and shine.
45、感恩所有的相遇和陪伴。
thank you for all the meeting and company.
46、去小卖铺的路上，风都是甜的。
on the way to the shop, the wind is sweet.
47、幸无所爱，无畏山海。
fortunately, i have no love, i am afraid of the mountains and seas.
48、今天的风，一点也没法让人稳重。
today's wind, no one can make a person steady.
49、我家猫对我说了一句话喵喵喵。
my cat said a word to me meow.
50、领卷子的时候，就买好打火机。
when you take the roll, buy a lighter.
51、善有善报，恶有恶报，你有我抱。
good is good, evil is evil, you have me.
52、遍地都是月光，可月亮只有一个。
there is moonlight *rywhere, but there is only one moon.
53、记得走路带风，更要抬头挺胸。
remember to walk with wind, and raise your chest.
54、今晚是软软甜甜的梦。
tonight is a soft and sweet dream.
55、你连我都不喜欢？你不如去洗碗！
you don't *n like me? you better wash the dishes!
56、建议你换一换，你的女友很平凡。
i suggest you change it. your girlfriend is very ordinary.
57、生活奇奇怪怪，我得可可爱爱。
life is strange and strange. i have to be lovely.
58、不烦世事，满心欢喜。
i am not bothered with the world, and i am happy.
59、偶尔可恶，永远可爱。
occasionally, it is hateful and always lovely.
60、玫瑰与胸膛皆为公主殿下待命。
the rose and chest are all waiting for the royal highness of the princess.
61、有些人是很好，不认识会更好。
some people are very good, and it will be better not to know each other.
62、你算哪只小猪猪，在这里嘟嘟嘟。
who are you? doodle here.
63、不谈恋爱，屁事没有。
no love, no shit.
*、待你长发及腰，肯定分叉不少。
when you have long hair and waist, you must split a lot.
65、美就一个字却黏了我一辈子。
beauty is a word but i stick to my life.
66、想从你那里偷一份可爱。
want to steal a lovely one from you.
67、降温了，你要不要加个女朋友。
it's cool. would you like to add a girlfriend.
68、这么好看不发出来说不过去吧。
it's so nice to say it's not going to be out.
69、太困了我先睡了晚安。
i was so sleepy i slept first good night.
70、惹毛我，你不会有好果汁吃。
you won't have good juice to eat if you mess with me.
71、愿得一人心，免得老相亲。
may one heart be won, lest we be old and close.
72、呆头呆脑，很不好搞。
it's a bad idea to be stupid.
73、我要你哄我，可不是哄我哭啊。
i want you to coax me, but not to make me cry.
74、我一边踉跄前行，一边重振旗鼓。
i stumbled forward and i was back in the air.
75、男人和钱，其他免谈。
men and money, others are free from talking.
76、想谈恋爱了，大家快劝劝我。
if you want to fall in love, please advise me.
77、开始降温了，你可以抱抱我。
it's starting to cool down. you can hold me.
78、小熊剪了指甲，变成了小能。
the bear cut his nails and became a little energy.
79、可可爱爱，没有脑袋。
but lovely love, no head.
80、你要做自己，你要开心。
you have to be yourself, you have to be happy.
81、十八遇你，八十与你。
meet you, eighty with you.
82、我频繁记录着，因为生活值得。
i keep a lot of records because life is worth it.
83、你出现一次，我心动一次。
you show up once, i'm in a heart.