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1、一觉醒来，以为自己长高了，原来是被子盖横了。早安！
when i woke up, i thought i was growing tall. it turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.good morning!
2、昨天不是刚起过床吗？今天怎么又要起床。早安！
didnt you just get up yesterday? how can i get up again today.good morning!
3、早起的人那么多，凭什么我是*好看的那个。早安！
there are so many early risers. why am i the best one?good morning!
4、大家好，我来表演一个秒醒。早安！
hello *ryone, ill show you a second wake up. good morning!
5、起床是一种能力，懒床是一种技术，我能力有限，技术却很高。早安！
getting up is a kind of a*lity. staying in bed is a kind of technology. my a*lity is limited, but my technology is very high.good morning!
6、每天醒来，看到自己的美貌，我的一天又充满了力量。早安！
*ry day when i wake up and see my beauty, my day is full of power.good morning!