there was once a man that thought he knew *rything, and so kept showing off to the people at his country. as time passed, many people began to feel, that this smart man, could *n beat the professor of the king. now this king was very proud, but the professor was not so at all. but the professor said, “don’t say it too soon;” and from those words, he began to decide which hard question to ask the man.
at last he thought of a funny question, “he shall n*r find the answer! ha!” it all happened that the cl*r man whom i have told you; had a *g stage. all the people that have questions, should stand on this stage, and ask him what the problem or question is.
one day the professor piled up in the line, and waited his turn. when it was his turn, he asked the smart man, “i don’t think you could answer this question my lord,” said the professor smiling, “i could answer all of them foolish professor!” shouted the man with an angry tongue, “tell me what the question is, and i shall prove to you that i can answer *ry question; if i can, then i shall ask you a question; if you do not give me the correct answer, then i shall kill you!” shouted the man.
“but what if you don’t?” asked the professor, “then you shall stand on this stage and i shall hire servants to serve you;” said the man with a laugh. the professor then began his question, “what is the first tower in 1910, and 1911; and 1912, and 1913…and 2016? and what is the height of them? if they all stack up, then how tall would it be?” “ugh, give me a sec would you mind?” and then he began to calculate; but he couldn’t find the answer.” “what’s wrong?” asked the professor with a smile, “couldn’t find the answer, perhaps?” “no, i-i-i-i just ne-ed… ugh, fine; you win! ugh!” and so the professor soon became king and ruled his country wise and well. people asked him many other questions, and the professor answered them all. the cl*r man that thought he knew *rything how*r, was locked up in a cage for him cruelty to the king.
the moral of this story is, when you think you know *rything; don’t think so; for maybe a question will ruin your brain----lulu read.
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there was once a man that thought he knew *rything, and for his turn. when it was his turn, he asked the smart man, “i don’t think you could answer this question my lord,” said the professor smiling, “i could answer all of them foolish professor!” shouted the man with an angry tongue, “tell me what the question is, and i shall prove to you that i can answer *ry question; if i can, then i shall ask you a question; if you do not give me the correct answer, then i shall kill you!” shouted the man.
“but what if you don’t?” asked the professor, “then you shall stand on this stage and i shall hire servants to serve you;” said the man with a laugh. the professor then began his question, “what is the first tower in 1910, and 1911; and 1912, and 1913…and 2016? and what is the height of them? if they all stack up, then how tall would it be?” “ugh, give me a sec would you mind?” and then he began to calculate; but he couldn’t find the answer.” “what’s wrong?” asked the professor with a smile, “couldn’t find the answer, perhaps?” “no, i-i-i-i just ne-ed… ugh, fine; you win! ugh!” and so the professor soon became king and ruled his country wise and well. people asked him many other questions, and the professor answered them all. the cl*r man that thought he knew *rything, how*r, was locked up in a cage for
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