one day in the garden of eden, * calls out to god.
"lord, i have a problem!"
"what's the problem, *?"
"lord, i know you *d me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious（欢闹的，非常滑稽的） comedic snake, but i'm just not happy."
"why is that, *?" came the reply from above.
"lord, i am lonely, and i'm sick to death of apples."
"well, *, in that case, i have a solution. i shall * a man for you."
"what's a man, lord?"
"this man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. he'll lie, cheat, and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. but he'll be *gger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. he will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, i'll * him in such a way that he will sati*y your physical needs. he will be witless（无知的，愚蠢的） and will r*l1 in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. he won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
"sounds great." says *, with an ironically（讽刺地） raised eyebrow2. what's the catch（有什么内幕） , lord?"
"well ... you can have him on one condition."
"what's that, lord?"
"as i said, he'll be proud, arrogant3, and self-ad*ing ... so you'll have to let him beli* that i made him first. just remember, it's our little secret...
"you know, woman to woman."
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